Sweet News

A chocolate factory worker in Kenosha, Wisconsin, slipped into a vat of thick gooey chocolate and got stuck in chest-deep chocolate. It took firemen and police two hours to extricate the man out of the quicksand-like stuff.

The best part was this:

"They tried to free the man but couldn't get him loose until the chocolate was thinned out with cocoa butter."

[link to unrelated cartoon]