Leader in sweatpants

Says President Obama...:

Before we reclaim global leadership, we must first stop eating six sausages and a pound of eggs covered in syrup for breakfast, and we must stop leaving the house in sweatpants.

...in this video:


Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny's

Well, this is only Onion news, but certainly not far from the truth. Makes you question the moral authority of a nation of over-consuming mastarams.